Category: Tweets

Real life is stupid as shit.

I had the honor & privilege of writing about what excites me the most in tech these days on @css ✨💙 Unsurprisingly… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197637093201260545

That would be a highway. A hymen is a type of car that can run on both gas and electricity. https://twitter.com/marawilson/status/1192297595214782469

“Enter Sandman” is the gay anthem of my generation. Hear me out.

A story… (in proper thread form)

I go estate sale shopping regularly and whenever I find an unfinished embroide… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1187025981418160129

Him: Do you have a Zippo I can borrow?
Me: Nah. I’m a Bic boy.

Then we start making out.
#myGayFantasy

Named regular expression groups in PHP make referencing your matches so much easier. You can reorder the groups, ad… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1183432315575394305

Sex is fun and all, but have you ever grown your own medicine?

There was a raccoon on my porch tonight. What an auspicious sign! 🦝

Along with Greta Thunberg, three young climate activists of color you should know are Autumn Peltier, Mari Copeny,… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1176882366779756544

happy bi visibility day to everyone who is out to thousands of strangers online but not to their own families. just… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1176233648145817601

Today I learned that my great, great grandmother was named Antoinette, and my great, great grandfather was Luigi. https://bit.ly/2lWiAO1