Category: Tweets

facial hair time machine

Anyone who’s tried a taste replies, “yes, please!” https://t.co/Gb7JOmMl7U

Today at the gym one of the trainers came to me and (jokingly) asked if I needed CPR. Happy birthday to me!

Here's a promotional video for our show at this year's @portfringe festival.

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HI MY LITTLE BI/PAN BABIES.

Scooch in. Listen closely.

YOUR SEXUALITY IS VALID AND AWESOME AND IF ANYONE GIVES… https://t.co/sKKiFOUxMh

Cronching on a lollipop after ~10 licks, because I'm a monster!

🎇 I made a small tool for everyone: CSS Grid Generator. You can designate rows, columns, gaps, and units, and then… https://t.co/BROAZMJu69

I'm looking to update my wardrobe this spring. What are some styles that say "weak, pathetic human"?

I think Christian moms who abort their 14-year-old LGBT kids from their homes should go to prison for 99 years.

"We don't know how or when we will die — even as we are actually dying." — Joan Halifax

An ode to the amazing strength of motherhood. I am not a mother myself. But my life has been enriched by them. My m… https://t.co/MLH3X21LyF

The key to cooking delicious food is planning. Take a little extra time to make it yummy.

Subtitles aren't just for deaf people. Lots of my hearing friends use them, too. If you're hearing and find yoursel… https://t.co/MMJG6ftLK4

Just watched End Game and it was a great reminder that super hero movies are essentially a celebration of flexing y… https://t.co/YUZXkFbrsf