Category: Tweets

A.B.M.W. Always be moon walking

Tattoo idea for all my secops people: "2FA AF"

After spending years on this garbage website, I've finally found what i've been looking for this whole time: Someon… https://t.co/b9bHfP3ibc

For 2019 I plan to learn ME deeply.

FRIEND [born in the 1950s or earlier]: Can i get a cuppa coffee hun?
ME: Yep, here's a warm, delicious coffee that… https://t.co/Q3jY7SvGSK

Me: [ a thirsty man craving electrolytes ] Can you sell me a small amount of @Gatorade that I may drink in my car?… https://t.co/ZYSlSBJjRZ

It’s going so well!! https://t.co/MwnZMPDdXw

Me [ a worldly man who’s has watched multiple seasons of the Great British Bake-off and is ordering breakfast at a… https://t.co/tn1gCVPd8Y

My dad died when I was 18, my mom scrubbed toilets + drove drove schoolbuses, I bartended to help her, and still wo… https://t.co/BppbdDu7Dn

I'm stoked to see this announcement from @keoshi and @wordpressdotcom regarding a project I've been working on for… https://t.co/oPMYI4dU7k

A haunted house where you have to eat a meal at table next to a family that is actively fighting.

Dear @treyanastasio, I imagine it's cold up in Alaska. Shouldn't the lyric be "all bundled up and having fun, here… https://t.co/d47iF9YFzy

I'm meditating a bit on will power today. How many times per day do you need to stop your self from saying "Spank y… https://t.co/D2Ho6hslAJ

I really wish more progressive men would appreciate that what many female survivors need right now is not more of t… https://t.co/OivfW4TbCD

Make politics boring again.

Solid thread from a solid poet: https://t.co/RKZm2uOdLN

My fursona is sweat pants.