Category: Tweets

All other cooking competitions pale when compared to the Great British Bake-off. The competitors treat each each ot… https://t.co/SZJPa3phR9

A message for future Rocco: there will be a day when you truly believe that it’s a good idea to plan a vacation. On… https://t.co/jlhENUYn4u

Heartfelt and Hasty are relabeled as empowered and powerless, respectively, in this well written parable. Look for… https://t.co/c1rY2i0OfT

.@dsmartgo and I just wrote a really timely tongue twister y’all: “Eddie Vedder’s ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ is better when… https://t.co/c1CSbAjwlG

🙌 Four hands up for Friday 🙌
We made it through an other week!

Whenever someone types "mwahahaha" – i picture them kissing their fingers then laughing.

This year marks my 10th year working as a programmer, and I still haven't figured out how not to get burnt out.

Someone needed to say it… https://t.co/F5lV1tMrhO

I’m never gonna have one! https://t.co/l8OsaTQ3sK

Thank god for this much needed comic relief late in season 2.

HANDMAID 1: Nice to meet you Oflawrence. Under His e… https://t.co/vCFE3wT4QA

Listen to Cate. Listen to each other. https://t.co/IlkGJFJsUp

True stories about computers, cats, life and death written by a brilliant woman.
Life in Code: A Personal History o… https://t.co/z6QBM9ogKc

Sorry to disappoint, but there is no silver bullet answer to life, the universe, and everything. And even if there… https://t.co/qWLeWGr2I7

Until all you haters can come up with a better word to describe food that is the opposite of dry, I'm saying "moist".