MY PAL: I'm going to get tea bagged, do you want anything?
ME: How did it come to this?
MY PAL: Let's see, first… https://t.co/hHUfChwcm8
MY PAL: I'm going to get tea bagged, do you want anything?
ME: How did it come to this?
MY PAL: Let's see, first… https://t.co/hHUfChwcm8
One thing that has been on my mind is why white people aren't getting more concerned about what's happening to thei… https://t.co/lQFc21w0NN


Django Django: "Born Under Saturn" #todaysTunes https://t.co/cG5UAkXU8M https://t.co/xzh2OHxdMp
If someone asks a question, and you've already answered it earlier in the conversation, you can either:
a) make the… https://t.co/2DI4byViko


Thao & The Get Down Stay Down: "A Man Alive" #todaysTunes https://t.co/3rMQ8l74ML https://t.co/yfNuygDpRO


TFW: you are pair-programming with someone proficient in VIM, and you're not proficient in VIM. https://t.co/cMajUaNK5U
Periodic reminder that unit tests save brain cells.


Babe Ruth: "First Base" #todaysTunes https://t.co/DKPSIxY4Tj https://t.co/j0eq6i0ACp
To casserole, or not to casserole? Always casserole. #depression https://t.co/Z1QUaVQ8PN


Last cigarette with a ghost. #quitSmoking https://t.co/H5ttNP1UJH https://t.co/dTu3afsty6
Know anyone who manages an eCommerce store? We’d love to talk to them — and there is a $100 Amazon Gift Card involv… https://t.co/0JKURXg3fw
But seriously, why is it Docker Docs and not “Dockermentation”?
On today’s snowfall: “sounds like volumes of diarrhea hitting public toilet water” – @Asiuta_nEm
Women are farting on men to get them to leave them alone.
2nd time I've read this in a week.
Eat your broccoli an… https://t.co/oDj2ieLNSH
Don’t let idiots ruin your day.
So I voted but let me tell you a quick story about this here special election:
The magnanimous Boo #HappyHalloween https://t.co/1zQHQ3zlWu