Category: Tweets

a super scary haunted house would be to fill it with people I've met dozens of times & have them suddenly jump out & yell "what is my name"?

Midas has no chill what-so-ever. https://t.co/IrpIrSwfYw

What would you do with that many characters? https://t.co/r7lUeAFqAt

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Thank God. https://t.co/ysn3PuvBBn

There's a world where I eat healthy and exercise regularly. It's called Heaven, and I'm dying to get there.

As we say in the Midnight Kite Flying Society: "Lights out, kites out" 😘

Waiter you misunderstand me. I didn't say “I need a Mountain Dew: Code Red.” I was letting you know how badly I need a regular Mountain Dew.

one of the best dev habits i try to do is start code w/ documentation first- works like outlining an essay, keeps me on track & bonus, docs!

Fun fact: In Maine, they call house cats "quack rabbits"

Crafty! https://t.co/Sti4RKJKU0

Big heart bear ❤️ https://t.co/QBuPjSg7Yc

Every time I'm on the toilet pooping, I look straight up and give a peace sign to God in Heaven. ✌️💩 🙏

They are selling poutine pizza at Old Orchard Beach. I'm not ready for it. I'm going to train hard and come back next week.

If you are a plant, strong roots are key. If you are digging a hole, strong roots are The Devil's own fingers.